can't believe this time last yr the only thing gettin me out of bed in the afternoon was the chance to whip some coffee hahahah

bring me live action happy feet please

I absolutely hate this fact

I will never forgive the clubs in cambridge for actually playing mans not hot seriously for the entire of my second yr

every single one of them is god tier

am I missin somethin with planet her bc 🥴

after SIXTEEN rejected applications ... I've secured a teaching post for september in an outstanding school 👩‍🏫 the wait was truly worth it go me

faye defo scraps on a night out

found my pretend class registers from when I was 8 n used to play "miss stevenson's class" n tomoro I'll be doin the real thing 🥺

I've seen hell and it's havin to teach 30 7 yr olds how to log into a chromebook and open a word document

I slept thru 5 alarms this morning .. who does that !!!!!

my brain has adapted to kids spellings so much that I rly understood 'bisg' as biscuit 😔 it makes sense

my therapist: be kinder to yourself! my brain: yeah be kinder to yourself you fucking idiot

the annual game of 'can eat this cheese in the fridge or will I ruin christmas if I eat it'

little boy announced to the class that his mommy has a baby in her tummy n another kid went "omg she ate a baby?" 😭😭😭

*ruth* singin (+rappin) starships nicki minaj to the crowd in albert schloss has been the most iconic performance she's done yet !!