Did we ever tell you about the world's worst thesaurus? Not only was it awful, but it was also awful.

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Tonight you’re not gonna wanna miss this lineup! 2 chances 8 & 10pm Go here ➡️ Nitecap.la Dead-Frog THE L.A. SCENE  Los Angeles Events The Los Angeles Blog DailyCandy LA Los Angeles Picks LA CityView35 LAist Discover Los Angeles Comedy Bureau My Event Los Angeles Comedy Cake 🍰 HeyGoodSet LA All Things Comedy

Sun will become the red giant 7 billion years from now

This Mother's Day, give your mom what she really wants: a nice cross breeze.

Moths have been around for 200 million years and they fly like they figured it out 200 seconds ago

Tickets for Comedy at Woody Point go on sale Saturday, June 3 at 11 am (NDT) via Ticketpro! Stellar lineup this year features comics Ali Hassan, Elvira Kurt, Ivan Decker and Bree Parsons with host Steve Patterson (not a parody)🇺🇦 and music by The Louis McD 3. See you at the show!

This Sunday 6/18, Shane, Caitlin Cook & Brittany Carney host GOOD GOD! Each show, audiences anonymously share their secrets, which your hosts then read out during the show! Featuring: Chris Turner Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 Ivan Decker Dina 🎟: tinyurl.com/3z7pm9uh

Nobody ever watches my videos here but how about this one with a Tony Yayo soundtrack where he calls the Coquihalla the Cokanagan Highway

Nice try, boat

TONIGHT! Shane, Caitlin Cook & Brittany Carney host GOOD GOD! Featuring: ∙ Chris Turner ∙ Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 ∙ Ivan Decker ∙ Dina 7:30 Doors ∙ 8PM Show 🎟: tinyurl.com/3z7pm9uh

All the dads want is for the elevator to be fixed

The Minneapolis Journal, Minnesota, July 15, 1906

I was laid off from Twitter today. I was the designer in charge of our new rebranding to X. I learned so much in my 2.5 weeks at the company but I’m excited to see where I land next. If you’re hiring a self taught, junior designer please DM me. Graphic design is my passion!

Big fire in New Westminster.

Sinéad O'Connor performing "Mother" along with The Band at the Berlin wall in 1990: youtu.be/VsKeoUF0iLQ

ICYMI: Dino Archie is taking over Biltmore Cabaret along with Sunee Dhaliwal Ivan Decker & Hassan Phills on August 26th! Don't miss out on a hilarious night and enter to WIN your way in. t.dostuffmedia.com/t/c/s/73241

Why is the @sportsnet World Series feed so choppy. I feel like I'd have a smoother viewing experience on Air Canada wifi. #WorldSeries #canada