me overthinking my essay like:

In today’s episode of what you’ve been doing wrong your entire life:

Don’t choose Philosophy as your major #lifeadvice

suckas!!

So, you’re sick of isolation?

BITCH SAME

MÉXICO también eres racista, misógino, machista, homofóbico y sobre todo clasista, no lo olvides.

To my fellow Hispanics...... they ain’t give a fuck about you either

Be the voice for their future

A couple miles a day keeps the lonjas away or somethin like that

Might need to gone head and move that Inaguration to Zoom. Send Biden & Kamala a DocuSign

This is a “with or without you” kind of year.

COSTCO HAS 50 ROSES FOR $39.... FELLAS, DID YOU HEAR ME?

I rather spend $3000 for a trip than designer. I’m living for experiences.

It’s crazy what the sun can do for your mental health