Had to post this

Mai kal se at least chaar logun ke tweets ke spellings theek kar chuki hun idhar. Lagta hai jaldi gaali padegi.

Conversations between me and my bestie be like:

Skill list:

Somebody please tell me what’s ‘oomf’ and ‘ong’ supposed to mean. P.s, I’m new on X.

Oh, Omar, Mehbooba. whatever, man. Just keep bringing me that.

Panna ki tammana ki heera mujhe mil jaye

people write because no one listens.

Let’s just say I believe in soul suckers.

Bellyache. What’s that? I have: Paet mai mere he dard-e-disco.

For real, suicide by drowning is tempting.

Bawre has got to be the top of my list.

Does anyone remember “hy suku hy suku” kya tha? It’s stuck in my head subah se.

And sometimes you just want to stab everyone left and right because Ba-na-na.

Me-me-me, shut up.

Therapist: Talk to yourself, it will make you feel better meanwhile my self talk:

Oh what fun it is to have a memory block. I’m depressed but I don’t remember why.

Accuracy 🤌🏻

Kya matlab dhoom machale.

charlie Kirk being shot by a gun while he actively preaches how people have the right to carry