The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

I never leave when it gets hard, I leave when it gets disrespectful.

Yep! And when you see it happen to others you immediately go into two modes thankfulness and prayer. Thank you God that ain’t me and please have mercy on the person.

philip lewis “Go create your own.” “No… not like that!”

i’m in tears 😭

The crack epidemic is still so insane to me. People were 16 years old making $40,000 a week. It was coke users taking this drug thinking it just was a cheaper alternative, not knowing it'd ruin their lives.

Having access to people smarter than you is a blessing, not a threat.

time to bring back this classic

One of the best things I’ve done for myself is to stop romanticizing men. They aren’t who we want them to be, and probably never will. You choose the one that best fits your needs and give YOURSELF everything else. Fall in love with YOU.

For those white liberals talking about how they're "mourning," "in shock," and afraid...FFS buck up. I was just in KC at the 17th Annual Urban Summit, w/ a couple hundred Black folk and they are NOT crying or cowering. They are down to fight, like they've always had to. A 🧵...

Adults who still watch cartoons. Retweet this.

y’all be like “date people who like you.” Bitch, I thought he did!

This the weather Shelia met a good man in, y’all btches better get up

when the excel formula works on the first try

OH SHE'S SO REAL FOR THAT LMAOOO ICONIC😭😭😭

an accountant’s valentine

Having feelings for a man is so humiliating because they WILL disappoint you. It's just a matter of when

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.