never bought something faster in my life. i'm obsessed!! ConcernedApe

realizing i have free will and can ban anyone i want out of the tranq server

i refuse to give up on my pigs i need my truffle oil sales ASAP

haven't shown my face in a while so hello

hewwo ConcernedApe i fwink thewes a bug 🐛 wif pigs 🐷 /sheep 🐑/wain?😭bawn was open overnite, checked & they wewe gone 😱. have pwayed sevewal days & they still awent thewe. twied to buy new ones but it says the bawn is full🫃. cant delete the bawn eithew since its "full" o_o

never forget when my first gamertag was literally my first and last name. no internet safety was known. i had 40 year old men finding my facebook when i was 16 from call of duty online

i've spent three days building a massive tree in a mc server and i had a dream last night that it burnt down and i woke up sweating

my boyfriend just told me i have gold sword durability because, and i quote, "everything fucks you up"

stardew pig update: i have a plan.