I've had a bit of a break from booze since Christmas, and I have to say it's given me time to get back in touch with the things that really matter to me. Hardcore drugs.

I can’t believe this.

Looking like you're having fun & enjoying yourself on stage makes all the difference. Even if you're a miserable prick like me.

I do wonder whether you ever get over the imposter syndrome in stand-up comedy. When I'm in rooms with other comics, I always feel like I don't belong there. I am sure I can't be alone in this.

I'm a completionist so I have to be really careful when I listen to true crime documentaries.

Hello. I am so excited for my gig on Tuesday. I’ve written a whole slew of new material. The pace at which I’m writing at the moment is higher than it’s been in years. sak180392.wixsite.com/sean-s-gig-dia…

Two new material nights are in the diary now. Basically rebuilding my entire set (after five years away it's become very London-centric). Excited to get back on stage asap.

“Why have you applied to work with us?” I don’t know I can barely remember applying. It’s all a blur.

I managed to get through a whole shift without doing anything awkward. This is a triumph. It's because of a great new strategy I use called looking at the floor and not saying anything.

Preparing for my first gig in months. Tonight I'll be taking to the stage at Kick Ass Comedy Club on Wind Street, Swansea with a whole bunch of new material. A full gig dissection will be included in my blog post on Sunday.

So annoying when people post vague shit on social media without going into detail, when they are quite clearly talking about THEM.

Wondering if anyone has had any success with a one-on-one comedy workshop? I'm considering giving one a go...

My toxic trait is being hyper-critical of people's Subway choices.

Today marks a month of doing the Morning Pages. I'd massively recommend it. It's like meditation, except instead of your bum, it makes your arms sore.

Hello. Well last week - after a few months off the stage - I finally got back up there with five minutes of new jokes. sak180392.wixsite.com/sean-s-gig-dia…

I'll never forget this great wisdom that was imparted on me during my straight edge phase in school. A dear friend of mine said to me "Sean, tomorrow I'll wake up and I'll be sober, but tomorrow you'll wake up and you'll still be a cunt." And to be fair to him, he wasn't wrong.

In London you’d often hear about someone applying for some tech or finance job and being up against hundreds of candidates because these jobs are so sought after. Meanwhile, in Swansea, I am competing again over 500 people to clean the toilets in a cinema

Getting so sick of hearing the Kerry Katona podcast advert. “This doctor sounds like my ex boyfriend,” “I think I married this doctor!” “YEAH HAHAHAHAHAH” YOUVE JUST MADE THE EXACT SAME JOKE…. WHAT