Also I’m no longer where the trade left me. God decided to help.

I love when drag queens say they’ve ‘had a month off to relax’ no babe no one booked you for a month x

The most diabolical thing humans have ever thought of was bathrooms with a sliding door. Specifically sliding barn doors. So sinister

Crystal Edge just told me she’s not really moving and just wanted you all to help her pay her bills.

I keep seeing Cake Pop (Caketilius Populaure ofthe Ancient Glen)’s acrylics from across the bar 🙃

A splash of dick

Remember that guy at the show last night that claimed to be George Washington’s grandson?? Stay off meth kids

Tonight is my last show in DC and it’s filled with my absolute favorite people 🥺🥺 I’ll be drinking Long Islands so come watch me cry

I just woke up

This is how I feel today whew 😵‍💫

The Life Of A Showgirl

the life of a showgirl

This is so wildly uninteresting cause I can’t think of literally anyone that gives less showgirl that her

Just met one of my neighbors. Her name is Tatiana. I can’t escape 😭

jamie lee curtis promoting freakier friday

The deer eating grass when Karen and her fireball made that sharp turn in Potomac

things i HATE: - choosing - being told “it’s upto you” -having a choice - being made to choose - picking things - being told to choose - choosing when i don’t know - CHOOSING

Going 80’s isn’t new but going the Paula Abdul dance R&B route instead of the usual disco pop we’ve been hearing for the past 5 years is such a smart and fresh choice