dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Attack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things

hey man, i noticed lately that you arent taking advantage of the freely available learning and development tools on the training portal. you okay?

to women with depression, you will get through this 😊. to men with depression get it together nancy boy it's xmas

sports are better when you have hate in your heart

Dog from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Severance is a very good show about how having a job is the worst thing that can happen to you.

i cant believe ChatGPT lost its job to AI

Does anyone else feel like food tastes better when you’re eating it at 1:17 am standing at your kitchen counter? Fuck Israel

serious question, can you block someone on slack

“get his ass” is so hilarious. its like the modern version of “seize him”

Just died. Now I have to spectate a Romanian man named Bogdan for the rest of his life. He was the only person in the entire world who was on my team, not my “friends”, not my “family”… Bogdan. [watching him light his 19th cigarette of the day] yeah he’s clutching this

In einen anderen Paralleluniversum❤️

i dont want a polycule i want a group of little peons that say "yes commander?" when i click on them and "roger that" when i click on the grocery store for them to gather vital resources (cigarettes)

cinema

severance is such a good show bc it doesn't treat its audience as stupid yet unfortunately most of its audience is stupid

Remains my favorite tweet of all time

We really did used to make movies

beer grants a temporary stat boost to your pool playing ability, but it only kicks in at 2 beers and drastically drops off at 3.5 beers, becoming a straight debuff at 4 beers. at 6 beers, if you equip a pool cue, other bar patrons appear red on the mini map