how tf do you use this app (asking for a friend)

tell me why my uber driver last night was slapping his face to stay awake while he was driving us back from the bar 😭

a sign that you're almost 30: once getting into bed early is hype

She knows ball 😌 Cr: blue youtu.be/Y8nE-ggpCp8?si…

me + fresh bagels = 🫶🏻

after almost 3 days in the hospital, we are finally leaving! brody is okay and doing better :) cherish everyday 🩵🙏🏼

tell me why buying a house immediately makes you think like an old person i be checking my yard everyday to see how she's looking ☠️

oh so rice is just the goat ok

i love tacos

just got a comment on one of my reaction videos to "shut up and watch" i believe my friend was looking for... idk, the original video? ☠️

why does it take me YEARS to unsubscribe from email lists i end up on??? just unsubscribed from 12 different things in one sitting ☠️

30 today 🤝

occasionally i send a tweet out 🐦 30K subs on youtube 🩵💙

He thinks he’s aggressive, a bully and a thug until one hand touched him.😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

muffins > cupcakes

after finishing stranger things, one thought: 11 is the goat