This is the most important 90 seconds in any interview ever. God bless Elon Musk

I just learned that Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Andie Macdowell are different people.

The camper crew

AC/DC is noise pollution

Hey Joe Rogan you really gonna debate this guy?

My #onewheel is so much fun. I haven’t been bored in over a year.

Come on down to the Tattoo Stand, just 50 cents while supplies last. We got temp tats, stickers, and permanent markers.

*leaves house* life: that will be $100

RIP Peewee. I’ll see you in the basement of the Alamo.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

The only action needed to solve climate change is is a carbon tax

I think it's in the United States' best interest to elect a third-party candidate in 2024. The US isn't a two party system. NOTHING in the constitution says that there are only two parties. Let's end choosing the least-bad candidate and break this thing wide open.

The State of Our Union

I’m ashamed to admit that I was outsmarted this week. As many of you know I ratio’d the president not once but twice in the past few days. Because of this my ad revenue check was higher which means I have to pay more in taxes. So ultimately, Joe Biden let me ratio him so he

Married men: Pretend as if your wife divorced you and you had to hit the dating scene again. You’d probably start working out, eating right and getting your body in shape, right? Well guess what? Do that shit now. You’ll be surprised at how much better your relationship gets

If we lower the age to run for president I’ll jump in the race

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