The plant section in the Flatiron Home Depot is spiritual. Rainforest Cafe adjacent.

I firmly believe good shower pressure would end all conflicts and sadness

Did mental reps all week to break out the weekend tote bag. Lights were brighter than expected. Gonna wait another week or so.

Also bought my flight to Charlotte for the wrong day. Might be my greatest flaw :/

Finding a new artist or band you like is literally so hype

As a Gramercy Park resident am I required to purchase a Trader Joe’s tote bag

With two catches tonight, Commanders TE Zach Ertz would join Tony Gonzalez, Jason Witten, Travis Kelce, Antonio Gates and Shannon Sharpe to become only the sixth tight end in NFL history with 800 career receptions.

I’m so excited to see the fellas tonight

If Tom Cruise is cast in a movie, the director is finding a way to shoot him sprinting in at least 5 scenes.

I think if everyone just mixed in a chicken broth the world would be much safer

I need a mf pamplemousse

Why am I craving Pancheros right now

Is it too late to get into Lana Del Rey

The Juicy J Riley into Chickenhead shuffle has me absolutely hucking plates around the gym ✍🏻😤

I need to get my tush back to Hawaii

Former Michigan hockey players Kyle Connor, Quinn Hughes, Dylan Larkin and Zach Werenski have won Olympic gold with Team USA in men's ice hockey.

I’ve tweeted this before but there’s no good subtle way to Shazam a song in public. So much shame.

Relive the Michigan Basketball season in 3 minutes with my season highlights - One Michigan Moment 🎥