Simon Zinc Trumpet Harris (@itastesound) 's Twitter Profile
Simon Zinc Trumpet Harris

@itastesound

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calendar_today02-06-2013 15:19:54

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.Marvel Entertainment please help settle an argument we've been having at Argument Club for the last several months. Could the Incredible Hulk knock a horse unconscious with a full force shit?

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How it feels telling the group chat I don’t want to eat at the restaurant they planned because I don’t like the texture of the food they serve

How it feels telling the group chat I don’t want to eat at the restaurant they planned because I don’t like the texture of the food they serve
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Live boldly, sparkle shamelessly, and never apologize for being the main character especially when everyone else is stuck in the supporting cast.

Live boldly, sparkle shamelessly, and never apologize for being the main character especially when everyone else is stuck in the supporting cast.
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Help Dr. Phil. I accidentally wiped my ballsack and smelled it on a zoom call with the home office on Friday. Should I mention it in Mondays meeting to clear the air?