Simon Zinc Trumpet Harris
@itastesound
Upper Class Twit of the Year
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02-06-2013 15:19:54
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.Marvel Entertainment please help settle an argument we've been having at Argument Club for the last several months. Could the Incredible Hulk knock a horse unconscious with a full force shit?
.Neil deGrasse Tyson is time travel possible? I'd like to go back to 1980 to check out my mom's friend Karen's honkers.
.Neil deGrasse Tyson is it true that in space no one can hear you queef?
@TinyOrgan Ana Kasparian Tucker Carlson Candace Owens I loved Hacksaw Jim Duggan! I even thought about carrying around a 2x4, in honor of him.
.InventHelp how about an alarm for school and office hallways, but instead of for fires you activate it when someone shits themselves?
.Neil deGrasse Tyson how many helium balloons would it take to float a turd into some power lines? #NewYearsResolution
.Neil deGrasse Tyson has anyone ever 3-D printed a dump?