The bears are taking ozempic and becoming otters. the otters are getting laser and becoming twinks. the twinks are injecting E and becoming dolls. the dolls are getting their hair cut and becoming butches. And the butches, the butches are taking T and becoming bears

well that's not very in love with me of you

hate how Vance always writes posts like a YA writer chiming in on a Reddit thread that is mildly critical of their books

In what universe is my liberty enhanced by taking land I currently have access to and removing that access?

that state of the evening when you run out of likes, immediately get shown the most beautiful woman you’ve ever encountered, and contemplate buying Hinge+

How do I lose 15 lbs while also drinking heavily 5-7 nights a week and not working out any and eating a lot too

Wisconsin

How to explain politely but firmly to the young mother beside me on the 7 that she needs to teach her toddler ASAP that the LIRR is not, in fact, a “choo choo train”, on account of it being fully electrified and not powered by such a quaint, outmoded medium as steam??

if you don’t wanna die for israel, just think: what if you could die for the stock price of your favorite defense contractor?

I don’t care how woke you are I’m not donating to help dogs with PTSD

please, please, PLEASE contact your senators here and tell them that America’s public lands should never be up for sale! trcp.org/action-alert/u…

every time I open hinge I have new questions about the world and those in it. how the hell are you a conservative genderqueer pansexual

Your attention, please. This is a Conelrad drill, a test of your emergency broadcasting system. For the next 30 minutes information about civil defense activities in Colorado and the nation will be broadcast to you over 640 and 1240 kilocycles.

1 drop of alcohol and I be liking them stories like a motherfucker

imagine doing oxys with da seal pills

u gon suck whatever I pull out this .svn repository white boy