The Oilers: “We’re looking to get off to a fast start this year” Fans:

Connor McDavid would yell at Connor McDavid for the way Connor McDavid is playing.

Nurse has zero awareness

Oilers lose 2 straight games and only have 3 shots on net

I would almost bench Draisaitl and McDavid right about now.

Nurse is fucking useless

Kris Knoblach 3 minutes into every game. #Oilers #NHL

Instead of license plates this would be a better project for the Minister of Red Tape Reduction.

The Stapler is very upset that he got what he voted for.

Was this in Project 2025?

UCP supporters that were cheering on the province's new voting requirements showing up to vote today.

"I believe everyone should be vetted in elections to make sure they are not voting illegally." "Wait, I meant those other people not me."

I fully expect the UCP government to blame the long lines and excessive wait times at the municipal polling stations and municipalities not understanding what they meant by the new rules. Exactly like they did with their book ban.

Bazardo just Little’d all over himself. #BlueJays

There’s going to be some babies made in Toronto tonight. #BlueJays

David is upset the UCP have moved past being only mostly corrupted. That’s a bridge too far.

The Toronto Bluejays arriving for game one of the #WorldSeries against the LA Dodgers.

Good morning #BlueJays fans!!! #WorldSeries