i drank a lot of porkohol tonight

its miss my wife o clock

and still yet no hangover, pork girl neva lose

do not get how ppl drive for a living 4 hrs on the road today and i want nothing more but a gun in my throat

fein is one of the most overrated songs of all time

oh my god bro how is the grinch winning dis u telling me santa’s round disposition doesn’t entail a gargantuan earth-shaking booty? are we serious? you people know nothing about ass

"i want D cups" "i want B cups at least" bitch id settle for some reeses cups atp

i started a substack!! if u care abt basketball at all i’d quite appreciate if u checked it out :) open.substack.com/pub/irisketbal…

yo fuck you man Spotify

Sources: Weeks ago Chris Paul requested to have a meeting with Tyronn Lue to discuss allegations of being a negative presence on team. Lue refused to meet with him. Lawrence Frank traveled to Atlanta to deliver news of parting ways. Paul desired final season to be with Clippers.

i love the winter but i do miss dis dress

unreal to go with the coach who will probably be fired by year’s end over ur literal franchise goat

pork wrap (i do NOT remember listening to pinball 2 that much lol)

fuck kind of articles marc stein sending me

does he know?

are we fr

im so glad i freed myself from collecting vinyl

drake if he was greedy: i needa two dance

pork girl has passed away peacefully in her sleep at the age of 24. she was surrounded by her loves ones.