Wamama celibate na watu walienda alliance ni the same crop of people.

Homeboy tweeting like a heartbroken SDA fella

I wonder who ate Njahi first and decided it was fit for human consumption.

i didn't even know people put that on the CV

Kenya’s Auditor general on a daily basis

I will just eat good and be dressing well.

First date lazima ukue adi na coins za kuekea viwete kwa barabara.

Mwanaume mzima unaendesha extrail like Damaris from procurement department

‘ Excavate to the required depth as per the structural drawings. All rates shall be inclusive of dewatering , strutting and ensuring the excavated foundation is kept free of water as directed by the engineer ‘

the amount of opportunities you'll get in life by just having aura is crazy.

the joining of a run club and then the having of an affair with someone in the run club is a recurring theme in my divorce cases.

black, transgender, woman and cerebral palsy. bitch pick a struggle.

Itabidi tusimamishe talking stage ju vitu tuna promise na vitu mna offer uku nje hazi tally

Not me though ama ntarudi masaa ya beer

Tuck in your penis brethrens.

The mum realized the chap will be a baller and went back to school to learn sports management btw

Ukiwa umesota na wewe ni fan wa Arsenal unaText morio wako “Buda Paste”

Pattern recognition is the highest form of intelligence.

Date cancelled. They were driving a BMW.

Jifunze kudistinguish between mtu ako na kiburi na mtu hajali