Cop: Have you been smoking pot? Me: No Cop: You've been stopped here for 10 minutes. Can you tell me why? Me: I'm waiting for the stop sign to turn green Cop: How high are you? Me: Hi, how are you? Cop: Okay I'm going to ask you to step out of your car.

I haven’t had cable or satellite tv in years. I’m in a hotel tonight and noticed that every other ad is for pharmaceuticals and then followed by an anti drug ad… Clearly I haven’t been missing anything

Can’t believe all the stuff I did today. Left home, 1 and 1/2 hour drive and then… Went to Costco, Giant tiger, Service Ontario, Starbucks, visited MIL, accountant appointment, Shoppers drug mart, gassed up car, checked into hotel, met friend for dinner then walked 2 km

And now i’m in a hotel room painting my toes and eating cherry blasters in bed. Tomorrow is the rest of my grocery shopping, getting hair done and passport renewed then driving back home to probably not leave again for 2 weeks

Been in the new house now for a year and 9 days. I’m alone this weekend and still feel a bit edgy here when i’m alone. Day 2 of 3

Just started watching “Baby Reindeer” Probably power watch it all tonight. So far it’s interesting and disturbing

Pouring rain all day and i’m here alone. What will I do to stay sane?

Can anyone help me regarding parking in downtown Ottawa? I have an appointment at 301 O’Connor street in a few days. I don’t care about cost. I just don’t want to get lost driving around looking for parking and miss my appointment 😳

We’re under full kitchen renovation and getting our new puppy tomorrow. This should be fun 😳

Why is irregardless an actual word?

Me

This is a cute gift.

Shady Shadow, always hopeful something will fall on the floor when on kitchen duty

Do people not understand parallel parking anymore? Put your signal on, start to back up and some twat is pulled up to your bumper. Just waited for said twat to back up so I could have the parking spot. Took 5 minutes but they finally backed up. Lesson learned? Not likely

I don’t often post anything but today I was cleaning and came across this. I lost my mom just over 5 years ago. It was comforting to find it and I will soon read it

Breaking: Shooting in York county Pennsylvania Multiple officers down. Officers being flown out. No more details available

Correct exercises for the lumbar spine [📹 Dr Son]

90 for me. You??

I have very little reach but if anyone sees this who suffers from severe anxiety, tell me about yours. I’ve been pretty good lately but today it came roaring back

I can't stop laughing 😂