just say “my future husband would never do that” and move on

Not even halfway through and I’ve already lost motivation 😃🔪

who the hell put the iphone on ozempic?

ab mujh mei wo baat nahi rahi

"so why do you want this job?"

Need new sandwich recipes stat.

“Bro we need to spend money on standing desks and ergonomic chairs it’s 10x trust”

Yesterday, I told the Cloudflare team about something missing from their AI Gateway product. About 10 minutes later, the co-founder level took notice. Their teams got to work fast. They coordinated with the @FAL team super quickly. Exactly 1 day later, the product went live.

We are incredibly excited to announce our most ambitious intern program yet: Cloudflare aims to hire as many as 1,111 interns over the course of 2026. cfl.re/4pAijvC #BirthdayWeek

I think I have a promising career as chat wale bhaiya just incase the SDE thing doesn’t work out.

Migrating from Vercel to Cloudflare is easy. - Run 2 commands - Add 2 files - Modify your package.json - npm run dev Need help? DM me and will spend time this week helping out if you need it. This also allows me to make our process better.

Dear October, November and December!

How do I block songs on Spotify???

Managed to stay on the surfboard for more than 30 seconds 🫠 day 1 was fun

Jaldi mat jawaab do. Aaraam se, time lay k, sooch samaaj k. Galat jawaab Dena. Ok?

Kal ka mujhe thoda doubtful lag raha hai 😉 😀 🤗 😘