yall gotta start booing djs when the transitions are bad, someones gotta hold them accountable bro

I’m all for gay pride month but I feel like if they get their own month then Italians should get their own too. #italianpridemonth

If life begins at conception, why are you not 9 months old when you’re born ??

Something about men with a cat. I just automatically trust them

jane lynch is wario jamie lee curtis

why do straight men think road signs are decor

if i had a penis i would put the tatted fruit roll ups on it

guacamoreos

Me when I push a door that says pull

you’re laughing. queen elizabeth is about to be reincarnated as trisha paytas’ baby and you’re laughing.

wish i didn’t love to complain but unfortunately i’m just really good at it. who am i to deny the world my gift

it’s bisexual awareness week so everyone be vigilant, they could be lurking anywhere. stay safe

Waking up with the vape stuck to my back like a barnacle on a ship

ready for the club