We need to launch a federal inquiry into this latest adaptation of "Wuthering Heights"

Back by popular demand ... Hope it's not too early to gear up for the next Peepal Conclave 🐤🐤

the thing about met gala is that being on theme doesn’t always mean you’re serving. and serving doesn’t always mean you’re on theme. #metgala

… tonight is not giving what it should be giving #MetGala2025

unfortunately i do think pharrell should have to stand trial for a lot of things that happened tonight

All of the brave, incredible strong women who trusted CJR with their stories now finally deserve to heal and move forward. While the collateral damage has been immense and everything has caused emotional wreckage to several people for so long including myself, the truth is out

a 5th glee kid winning a tony before lea michele

Is the Daily Planet looking for a layout designer because jesus christ

Thanks!

“I asked chat GPT” “I asked Grok” okay well I asked Jamie Lloyd and he put me in black boxer briefs and covered me in goop

My tickets were secured within <30 minutes of the announcement oh I’m sure

Hell yeah I'm not "woke". I'll be DEADNAMING the DC buses

Capybara journalist

Ugly ring hater hive we are so back

Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨

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