me age 13: been getting really into vampires lately me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness me age 26: been getting really into vampires lately

finding out that dorothy kills a POC disabled wheelchair user is crazy

For once in my life I am PROUD OF MYSELF 🥹 I am about to graduate with my master’s degree with a 4.2 GPA. Anyone who has ever doubted me or called me dumb or thought I couldn’t do it can step back and watch me SHINE ✨

Everyone talks about bridezillas but nobody ever mentions momzillas 😭

White people with freckles, welcome to the resistance

If you don’t know what this is, you aren’t allowed to talk to me about the minimum wage.

this is cunt by definition

Pedro Pascal & Oscar Isaac in newly shared photo.

i watched her pull this insane move with the crutches and instantly knew i was witnessing brilliance

We hate periods! Girls don’t deserve this! Every month? It’s unfair! You’re telling us they have to pay for products and it can’t even help It’s so expensive and men don’t even have them! If we were president , men would have periods too!

there’s a strong case to be made for mr milchick being one of the best characters in recent memory

Recession indicator.

irving at the ortbo

life peaked when i was 5 and saw the scene in Bug's Life where the waitress bug asks "who ordered the poo poo platter?" and laughed harder than I ever have in my life

The Inclusion key at Disneyland Abu Dhabi:

The Rizzler for Yuri Sport (2025)

I can make fun of Hamilton all day and night but “afterbirth of a nation” is such a goated lyric like lin you motherfucker

let myself get a little too invested in a book and now I feel like kathy bates in misery

Harry Styles. miss you baby cakes