He will still be in Spain. Just with a silent ‘S’

Yes I know you’re the Premier League Champions but you really need to buy Shkodran Mustafi

Years of shit keepers and now the 2 best in the league are Leno and Emi Martinez

How is runnarson a professional footballer

Anfield has become such an easy place to visit since Coronavirus stopped fans going to games. The loud chanting sound effects through the speakers stunt no longer works in an empty ground.

Just the rumours of them signing Mustafi has led to this

After Fabregas and Van Persie, I tried to not get too attached to individual players. Obviously have loved many players since but not on that level. Tierney and Saka have broken my guard.

I don’t blame Americans for calling football Saka. I finally understand it now.

OK, who did this?

After being furloughed by Arsenal, Gunnersaurus has gained employment working on the Dulux social media team. Good luck on your first day!

Sign him #ramsey

Arteta: "We would like you to join us at Arsenal." Locatelli: "I'm looking for European football. Do you have that?" Arteta: "We have the most beautiful away kit. I have one right here. Would you like to try it on?" Locatelli: "My God. It's gorgeous. You son of a bitch I'm in.

Mancini: “We will let Spain have the ball and dictate the match and we will even let them score.” Chiellini: “But… wouldn't that make them win?” Mancini: “That’s where Morata comes in.”

Sambi Lokonga is levels above Elneny but we still gonna see mr sideways start next week ..

This is a reverse Of Mice And Men. Two enemies retire to become farmers together.

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