PETRONAS We are so proud to be able to serve the nation thru PETRONAS #happybirthdaypetronas

The most brader-looking maintenance guy walks into the gents room, somehow got startled, gave the most gurly-sounding gasp I have ever heard. Awkward.

Not all Yeohs are created equal 🤣

I hereby apologise for posting this photo of an anjing laut.

I would've personally preferred Terry Crews playing Ariel herself (admit it, he'd rock that red hair and seashells), but hey, I'd spend money just to see him be King Triton.

SO graceful.

Berkat kerja keras ...

I suppose, the good thing is quite a few people have recently learnt of their need for mouthwash. 😷

Najib hired Israeli firm to spy on opposition in GE14 themalaysianinsight.com/s/249249?utm_s…

Terkini #covid19malaysia, 29 Mei Kes sembuh = 66 Jumlah kes sembuh = 6,235 Kes baharu positif = 103 Jumlah positif = 7,732 Kes kematian = 0 Jumlah Kes kematian = 115 Sebanyak 8 kes dirawat di ICU dan 2 daripadanya memerlukan bantuan alat pernafasan.

Bini to Mak: "Mak, Eda jumpak tudung mak ni dekat sofa." Me: "Itu... tudung NearSofaᵀᴹ..." Bini: *walks away*

Here’s everything I want to say about #DaruratBanjir in 140 seconds.

It is now 10.09am. Still no sign of my order being initiated, McDonald's Malaysia. And there are people even before me still waiting, fuming. And this is apparently not unusual.

I think there's simply not enough people manning the back end. And the franchise holder doesn't seem to want to fix things, resulting in bad customer experience, and eroded brand. Sorry I keep tagging the US McDonald's, but McD Malaysia doesn't have Twitter acct. Do something.

An hour and a half. That's a record, McDonald's Malaysia. Fast food my foot.

Aih, dah dengar lagu raya kat opis. Awainya weeiiii...

To the kind & honest soul who returned my son's phone at uniqlo TRX today, may God bless you. 💝

Wadehei, man?