That's so 200 servers ago, now we use fancy tools like puppet to manage everything

Roberts Oxygen is doing great work supporting the demand for CO2 as we anticipate the arrival of the COVID-19 vaccines. fox5dc.com/news/gaithersb… #COVID #gawda Will Roberts GAWDA Media gasworld #dryice #co2

Pro tip: if you're not going to work on a server for a while don't leave the root password as foobar, it will get hax0red

The day Google starts accepting mail over IPv6 is the day your hard SPF record bites you in the ass. Sorry WonderProxy customers!

Windows won't install on my Dell R710, my DVD drive disappeared while burning, and now Windows won't reboot. Where's my Debian install disk

The first 2-3 miles are always the first

Pro-tip: wget has a 15 minute read timeout. Real important if you use it to trigger a long running PHP script with no output

RT & Favorite for a chance to win 2 tickets & VIP parking for the 2015 NHL #WinterClassic bit.ly/1CDTWzh

Don't be fooled, file appends are rarely atomic

Had a chance to try the new Ted's Bulletin for lunch today. Great food and atmosphere. Gotta try the milkshakes!

Sometimes the best part about programming is when things go so wrong that all you can do is shake your head and laugh

Being taught how to tweet #gawdaSMC2015

OH: I need to know that you're able to help during an emergency. That means no screaming and crying, and doing exactly what I say

One of the co-founders is getting married this weekend & the whole company is travelling to be there. Please try to avoid breaking things.

I spend a couple weekends in Canada and now Amazon asks if I'm in Canada and UberEATS sends me crap for Toronto (unsubscribe doesn't work)

I have servers in 200+ cities around the world, crazy. /cc WonderProxy

I was just described as the happy face on the poop. I don't even know what that means. 💩

It's like a where clause. Totally optional x.com/holman/status/…