Okay I'm not supposed to be showing you all this but I'm leaking the next Magic the Gathering collaboration. You didnt hear this from me, though. #MagicTheGathering

OH GOD, OH FUCK WHO TOLD WIZARDS OF THE COAST ABOUT THIS POST!? THEY'VE SENT THE PINKERTONS

Feel like this might be too obscure of a source for a Poorly Aged Things, but I saw this in a comments section and it was very funny.

Literally no different than any other DoorDash I pick up from McDonald's

The April Fools video goes down in 59 minutes forever, so if you're watching it switch to 2x speed

It's not my choice, it's one of those situations where I am not able to go to court over a video like this, so I have to give in and take it down.

Quinton Reviews was it worth it?

es por eso que yo no quiero salir eh

Email in your inbox: Haha, y'know what day it is 🤪 Stoners: 🤪 Nazis: 🤪 The three remaining Nintendo Labo fans: 🤪

Des has been temporarily banned on Twitter, but she has a message:

"The For You timeline is really giving me the good stuff that makes me want to fucking die"

Banned on main for telling randos who at me to die, I'm sorry, I thought comedy was LEGAL

Sophie (Dumbass) Everything about that screenshot is perfectly designed to make me the angriest at something I've ever been. ✓Shit talking my favourite Scooby Doo incarnation ✓"Omg it's real, wtf" ✓that's the joke ass motherfucker putting in their two cents ✓they're all likely children

Do you think bears are fuckin Zombies

discord file limit too small ignore

:)

For Sale, Baby Coffin. Never Used :)