I don’t know, my liege, I kind of think it depends

if I had a nickel for every one of my ocs mad that the shadowy figure they’ve been having strangely erotic dreams of in their moonlight bedroom has revealed themselves to be the butch that murdered their family in a seaside village I’d have two nickels whic

Lady Stoneheart #ASOIAF

oh thats a cranny to you? its clearly a nook but to you thats a cranny?

anyone remember this slide from dao that can only be assumed to be retconned since it was never mentioned again. i think about it a lot

elros’ spouse being halad is hilarious to think about because they’d have seen all those those towering elven princes in their gleaming armour and their glowing eyes during the war of wrath and yeah they’re pretty cool but hold up no way is that cHIEFTAIN HALETH’S DAUGHTER??

It could be worse. I could be 26.

[every necromancer who has ever lived in tamriel] no yeah man i’m just going to defile this temple with my dark arts. i’m sure the god it was originally dedicated to won’t be pissed off at all and surely won’t aid a passing adventurer in rocking my shit because of it

[banging pots and pans together] hey overlapping eso players and old man fuckers are any of you more interested in king emeric than abnur tharn or are my silmves and I alone?

every time i meet a guy in eso who i am going to put through the penis flattener i dm iri irithyllians to ask if this is a common sentiment or if i am the lone brave soldier in this

my chosen undead sketch to celebrate me finishing ds1 #DarkSoulsRemastered

forcibly removed from court and executed for referring to the nation shattering reveal that the prince is the princess in disguise and the ensuing succession war with a death toll in the thousands as ‘the gender reveal party’