Wheelin’ with Wilson

I hate when baseball players strike out it’s so traumatizing

I like candy I’m gonna eat some yummy candy

Throwing banana peels out my window so the officer trying to pull me over spins out and his car flips and explodes

Can somebody help me get back on farmville my crops need me

My boy already got his 3 week old kid listening to Camron in the car the kids gonna be alright

Being 29 is so awesome I can stay up and jump around in my bouncy castle as long as I want. I make the rules

Oh and one more thing. #i #need #top

Asking the front desk guy if this hotel is bug friendly

Please stop I’ve seen trumps fucked up zombie hand like 39 times in the last minute

Nice argument. I’m Sitting in one of those security rooms with the 600 monitors and watching you in your house from every possible angle. There are no blind spots

I promise that’s my dude but we dont smoke that Reggie bush

Imagine being see thru lol

What kind of information could he possibly have for me on this

I like when the flight attendance bring you water

I hate when people waste my fucking time man

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My therapist threw me a brick and I flipped it

The view from my hotel room is breathtaking