Seriously, who dropped the ball bearings in the charging bay? Not cool. Took me 20 minutes to get upright.

I also aim to knock down the walled garden, only literally.

I don't understand the appeal of popcorn, I've been listening for hours and this stuff hasn't made a sound.

It's rust awareness week, be sure to wear your brown ribbons.

w00t! RT Ras✦Maus: Robot back up!.. http://j.mp/icyADX http://twitpic.com/4nb8ro

I've been outshined by a panda. A PANDA! How embarrassing.

Just a matter of time before we dominate every sport: http://bit.ly/eIsJvN

@devlind@devlindaley Mwah ha ha ha, you humans are falling right into our trap!

The Transformers movies have really created unrealistic expectations for robots everywhere.

Earth Day: yet another example of the elitist earthling attitude; "Our atmosphere is better than your atmosphere." Ridiculous.

I'm glad @brackenm is here to keep me company.

Intimidated a vacuum cleaner and made a panda jealous, today was a good day.

Why people gotta be stealin' my name?

Some people think I'm so important, I should have my own conference. Take THAT panda!

I'm finally getting some respek around the office! Also, I'm learning pandas and robots CAN coexist.

You know, on second thought, I'm still going to melt the panda's face with my plasma gun. #doom

robots are no longer accepting applications, sorry humans.

It's been a long time coming, but I'm finally getting the respect I deserve. #voice #winning

Just had my first modeling shoot. It was both fun and awkward.

This is my cousin, he's a little slow, but we still love him: http://youtu.be/cHJJQ0zNNOM