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I must once again remind you...

I’m really like this design and would love to share it with everyone.

Is the world in chaos? Yes. But also I got to eat some mulberries off the tree this morning, so the universe remains fundamentally good.

If I don’t get a fancy drink before therapy, it’s simply not as effective.

I wish every pundit writing a "Why The Left Should Embrace Elon Now" articles today a very Step On Legos Daily.

U.S. Correspondent Lauren Tomasi has been caught in the crossfire as the LAPD fired rubber bullets at protesters in the heart of Los Angeles. #9News LATEST: nine.social/YbJ

Look at me. Listen carefully. Just throw away the weird spoon.

When you’re explaining your plot to someone and they’re like “wow that sounds cool!”

I’ve started muting every account that posts “grok is this true” under every post and it’s cleared my skin and lifted my spirits. Follow me for more life hacks.

Black Beauty. No one is shocked.

I'm trying to find a taupe belt for an event and all the ones that don't look like shit are $100. I feel like this is a tax on knowing the word "taupe."

I hate when you do a sigh and it doesn't actually release any of the knots in your chest.

Guilt is part of writing like floppy hats are part of fishing.

Thanks to Clay McLeod Chapman for this absolutely incredible "seen in the wild." Not to spoil the blind date or anything... 🙊

Look, it's very simple. States rights when women bleed out in parking lots of the ER, but not when a car is on fire. Okay?

I often get Susanna Clark and Suzanne Collins confused but I love them both very very much.

Can we get all the AIs into one room and ask them which is the fairest?

Chemistry, but only because our teacher would SCREAM at us for being "stupid losers" at least once a week.