My little brother (12) brought a hackey sack to dinner “just in case there’s a wait”

I just do that thing from the series of unfortunate events when violet wasn’t there to read and they said um for those words and hoped for the best

It’s the best feeling in the game

lol why are they so angry about it

philadelphia always the center of everyones universe

Happy Mother’s Day!

Costco spots a recession before economists do. When members shift from beef to chicken, then to canned tuna, something in the economy is bending. You don't need a model. You need a checkout counter and millions of members with long memories.

Every time ww2 Japan comes up I’m absolutely amazed at the effectiveness of their PR that everyone seems to have forgotten the wild imperialism they were doing

Matt Damon get ready to crease your hat

Idk you guys I’m still asking what’s a goon to a goblin all these years later

ai data centers skyrocketing fiber prices leading to Ukraine/russia being priced out of using drones to do liveleak atrocities is a scale of marketplace solution that sounds skizophrenic on the outset

When one of the boys stands up from the fire pit and senses we all want another beer

I don’t need to see anything else, give him the gold jacket. HOF fart

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

Whoa: Tonight’s Game 5 of the PWHL Walter Cup Playoffs between Minnesota and Montréal at Place Bell has been postponed due to "player safety concerns related to illness."

Already know my Thanksgiving day fit this year

Took a first class flight that was 90 min long I was 2 rum and cokes deep before we hit cruising altitude