Pericles I miss the days when journalists would sacrifice their chocolate starfish for a story.

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Europe Has Plenty of Oil, It Just Doesn’t Want to Use It nationalreview.com/corner/europe-…

I think I’ve found the real Jarvis , just driving around in his Subaru making ears bleed.

Easy vote—Ryan Ryan B pretends to find my dumb tweets funny, so how could I not vote for his legitimately hilarious content?

Utah normies still strongly believe that institutions are largely filled with honest people, and this is both admirable and frustrating.

Twins, strong in the Force.

I assume the Chinese characters mean "dumb bitch"

You know what to do 😂

Easy solution: follow me so you can always find my tweet again.

I feel bad for all those with the gene that makes cilantro taste like soap. They'll never know that cilantro truly tastes like dirt.

In your mouth?