"Are you a spider now, Buggy? You don't look like a spider... You need more legs." Holds up several dismembered Affinity legs and a staple gun.

"Do I play favorites between Butterfly and Sparda? No, of course not. Why would anyone think that?" Is totally not putting a sash that says "Sheba's Favorite" on @MsAtrxcity

"This implies that you're scary, when you're really just an adorable little bug." She's pinching his cheeks now.

She pauses momentarily, lips pursed and brows furrow as though deep in thought. Her lips soon twist in a smile and she boops him on the noise with a gleeful laugh. "Neither! Have you seen Iustitia? Now THAT is terrifying."

Picks up @GrandsonOfSheba. "I've only had Modi for 500 years but if anything happens to him I'll kill everyone on this planet and then my sister." Pets the grandbaby's head.

Pokes the cheeks.

Pokes cheeks again.

"It's already October? Seems I napped through summer...." Opens the portals to the Human World. "Run free my pretties, it's that time of year again!"

"Perhaps I'll join the costume party."

"What she's keeping from you mortals is about fifteen minutes of her standing around counting to potato while her brain tries to regain function."

"I've entered the Human World plenty of times, Buggy Boi. Always at this time of year, of course."

"Herp-de-derp, look at me, I'm a human. I die when I get stabbed and panic when the wrong higher power answers my prayers!" Sheba's mocking all the mortals dressing as demons and devils for Halloween. How's it feel, squishies?

"Not all. No race is without its share if idiots, after all. But humanity has plenty among their number. Just look at all of those that followed that possessed Sage's Ragna cult thinking it would bring them salvation. All it earned them is a dead Creator."

"When did I get a phone...?"

The internet: Bayonetta is 8+ ft tall! Luka, who is taller than Bayo yet fully human:

Stolen because why the fuck not?

🦁If I were to post some open starters on my Sheps would anyone want to interact....?

ʀᴇᴠᴇʟ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴏꜱ, ᴛʜᴇɴ ʙᴇɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡɪʟʟ. -Rosa "Raizel" Redgrave -Rebooted Bayonetta verse and multi-fandom OC -ONLY 18+ RP (dark and mature themes ahead) -A darker take on Raizel -Umbran Devilspawn and Boss of the Saints -Details below #ChaoticaVerse