"I am not less... I am MORE!" Cassandra Cain. Independent Portrayal. No lewd on TL. Bad at pinneds, even on my main.

((NOT NORMAL CLARK EVENT AND AN EVIL SUPER POWERED LOIS EVENT. 😭

You'll simply step into a chamber and I'll sap your powers away, it's that easy! I believe I'll be using what you call 𝙆𝙧𝙮𝙥𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙚? But in a controlled environment, I promise!

"THAT'S RIGHT WHOEVER IS WATCHING THIS, OMAZA!"

Trust me, Alex, I think you're just a little jealous I came up with this idea before you.

This is how I expect to look after three months on Omaza. / / Art by @/Ero_Honey

I said it would be under a 𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 environment. Plus it's artificial, so it probably doesn't even work like the real deal!

"WELL DEAR VIEWER IF YOU'RE CATCHING THIS INFOMERCIAL FOR THE FIRST TIME, OMAZA CAN GIVE YOU 𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙋𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍𝙎!"

Hm, well, the offer is always open if you want to take it!

Leaves a sample of OMAZA at — 𝐋𝐨𝐢𝐬 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐞. door. "Happy Birthday, Lois." A nefarious chuckle as he leaves.

Fuck it, I'm engaged and pregnant too I guess. Do you know how stupid you all sound?

...are you THIS stupid!?

I need you and your cousin DEAD.

Yes, yes, I know I've been gone for a while, but you know me! I'm a busy man... Now what's the latest on Superman? Still a loser? I hope!

Oh yikes, that doesn't look good.

Infamous tech and cosmetics CEO Anthony Ivo had one comment on the situation regarding the events in Metropolis Park: "I 𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙙 you." He had no further statement on the situation, aside from a weird advertisement about his new products.

THEY'RE MAKING A SUPERMAN AND SUPERGIRL MOVIE BUT NO PARASITE MOVIE!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!11!!

"Mediocre for a lifetime... or perfect for a year?" Cassandra Cain. Independent Portrayal. No lewd on TL. Bad at pinneds, even on my main.

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