[After Dimentio's betrayal] Count Bleck: Why are you doing this? Dimentio: I might be a little fucked in the head.

Dimentio: Fun fact! If everyone on the planet lined up single file around the equator, most of them would die. Mr. L: Can you be normal for five minutes?

Mario: yippee wahoo I'm fuckin super mario Mario: suck my diiiiiiick I'm super mariooooo Koopa: holy shit is that super mario? Mario: is that a fucking turtle

Mario: Don't worry about it! Luigi: I will worry about it, actually.

so since people enjoyed my funny mario voice I figured I'd give you guys some more (all of these quotes are from Incorrect Super Mario Quotes! they post only the funniest mario quotes)

Kamek: No word starts with "O" and ends with "O". Bowser: Orange.

Dimentio: [Kills Mario and sends him to The Underwhere] Mario: That's kinda rude.

mario with a chaotic impulsive vibe my beloved

Luigi: Life... is a Yoshi egg. Mario: Explain. Luigi: Has Yoshis in it sometimes.

O' Chunks: How dae ye want yer coffee, lad? Mr. L: Black, like my soul. Mimi: L, your soul is a latte.

Lemmy: What's it like being tall? Is it nice? Can you comfortably reach the top shelf? Iggy: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want. Bowser Jr.: THAT WAS /ONCE/!

Luigi: Mario... Mario: Oh, no. "Mario" in B flat. Mario: You're disappointed.

Princess Peach: Oh my goodness, Daisy! What's wrong?! Princess Daisy, lying on the floor: I am suffering the delicious consequences of my actions. Princess Peach: Huh? Rosalina: She ate an entire cake in one sitting.

Mario: My top surgery went really well. Princess Peach: That's great! My bottom surgery is next week. Mario & Princess Peach: I can't believe we're both preps and trans! Toad: I'm a communist

Ludwig: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity? Bowser Jr., turning to Morton: How tall are you?

Rosalina: Daisy, what do "IDK", "ILY", and "TTYL" mean? Princess Daisy: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later. Rosalina: Okay, I love you too, I’ll just ask Peach.

Mario, wearing the Bridal Gown: Where is it written in this one-sided society that a man can’t be beautiful?!

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