Akaashi, bad at flirting: um, you smell very good Osamu, equally bad: hah thanks, I use both nostrils

#osaaka

#osaaka

Akaashi: Bokuto-san, can we talk for a second? Bokuto: yeah what's up? Let me guess: you and Myaa-sam are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss? Akaashi: what? No. I know how to kiss. I've read books.

Suna: what's the meanest thing you've ever done? Osamu: once I was mad at Keiji and I went to bed without saying goodnight to him Osamu: but then I felt bad so I made him breakfast in the morning

Osamu: care to explain the text I got last night? Akaashi: I'm so sorry, that was autocorrect Osamu: autocorrect wrote "your so hot please step on me" ? Akaashi: it was supposed to say "you're"

Akaashi: why are you pouting? Osamu: I'm not pouting. I'm brooding. That's how sexy men pout

Akaashi: Atsumu, you should just learn to accept your flaws, just like we do Atsumu: you guys accept your flaws? Osamu: no, but we accept yours

Akaashi: you're so petty Osamu: you mispronounced "pretty" but okay

Cooking with Akaashi Keiji Ep. 1 Akaashi: hello everybody, I'm going to show you how to make a delicious meal with just one ingredient Akaashi: a phone Akaashi: hello, Osamu?

#HappyPrideMonth #osaaka

Osamu: please say words of encouragement so I don't murder Atsumu right now Akaashi: you cannot bring Onigiri Miya with you to prison Osamu: *nods* thank you

Bokuto: I texted Akaashi from Myaa-sam's phone once and he replied "hey babe" he loves me so much he knew it was me

Akaashi: I feel you should to start establishing Onigiri Miya's presence online, after all the future is digital, perhaps if we have Atsumu-san post something on his social media, or... Osamu: yeah, I totally agree Osamu: *posts Akaashi fan edits on the official OM twitter*

Osamu: I'm not really scared of anything, I have no fears Akaashi: what if you woke up one day and Atsumu had grown taller than you? Osamu: I have one fear

Osamu: whatcha drinking? Akaashi: tea Osamu: what type of tea Akaashi: tea...quila...

Osamu: Fukurodani setter? Osamu: Fukurodani setter! Osamu: Hey, Fukurodani setter- Akaashi: do you actually know my name Osamu:

Osamu: hey, um. We need to talk. Akaashi: what? What's wrong? Osamu: I don't think this is working out anymore... Akaashi: Why? What? Osamu: I mean it's already July... We can't be gay anymore... Akaashi: oh for fuck's sake

Akaashi: why did I find garlic on the nightstand Osamu: so Dracula won't get us Akaashi: ...Dracula's not going to get you?? Osamu: yeah exactly- that's what the garlic is for are you listening?

Osamu: you work in manga right? Akaashi: why, is it because I'm Japanese? Thats like me saying hey, you're Japanese, is all you eat onigiri? Osamu: all I eat IS onigiri Akaashi: and I work in manga