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no but the way this is canon oof

seokjin: i’m starting to think taehyung wants me to do something... taehyung: husband! kim seokjin! seokjin: i’m not sure what it is exactly 🤔 taehyung: [starts singing single ladies] taehyung: my ring finger is cold :( seokjin: i have absolutely no clue

seokjin: so there's this trend of reviewing how your husband responds to names you call them.. why dont you try it? taehyung: no seokjin i will not call you maplestorykingandbestfisherman6969 seokjin: meanie :(

taehyung, in nothing but boxers and a baggy tee: good morning hyung, how did you sleep? seokjin, overwhelmed and unable to decide between good and okay: gay.

seokjin: damn taehyung are you a construction worker because ur building taehyung: what seokjin: taehyung: what does that mean seokjin: yes

seokjin, giving taehyung flowers: they match your eyes :) taehyung: those are lilies. they're white seokjin: that's like most of your eye

taehyung: onion rings and a bottle of wine for the table please waiter: white or red? taehyung, trying to impress seokjin: whichever onion the chef prefers

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seokjin: is something burning? taehyung: just my love for you seokjin: TAE THE TOASTER IS ON FIRE

taehyung, smirking: im getting in the shower, wanna help me out? seokjin: you've never showered before???

🔞 -taejin talking dirty on a walkie talkie- seokjin: bend over taehyung: bend what? over

jungkook: so, what's it like being married to jin hyung? taehyung: well, once i asked him for a glass of water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said wait

taehyung: i was reading what fans want and a lot of them said "taejin vlive" seokjin: wtf is that taehyung: i have no clue

-taejin in the grocery store- seokjin: tae baby you know i love you so so so much? you're the love of my life im so lucky to have such a pretty and kind boyfrien- taehyung: no hyung we have enough gummies at home

taehyung: the food is too hot, i cant eat it.. seokjin: you're too hot and i still eat you yoongi: can we have one peaceful dinner... ONE

seokjin: did you hear about candice? taehyung, knowing exactly where jin is going: candice who????

some of you need to leave taehyung alone