Duskmourn native whose spark ignites, they end up on Innistrad and think it's a paradise

Tyvar: *casually drops the trauma of watching his friends, gods and words become corrupted by Phyrexia* Zimone: oh my god- Tyvar, immediately after: anyway, I'm hot shit, look at my muscles

Oh wait this was meant to be "Rootha ranted about fire after finding out Zimone read her diary" and not "Rootha writes dissertations about people burning in her diary" huh I just imagined it was something like "Dear Diary, did you know if you set a mfer on fire they would die"

1 is the safest option but the tea in 6 gotta be amazing

BLOOM BURROW × MIKU! #MTGMIKU

If twitter is blocked in Brazil today, remember you can reliably find me on tumblr and probably nowhere else

Liliana being like "Jace can be my Dark Prince of the Consortium 🥰" is also awesome because it shows she KNEW Jace would absolutely slay as a wifeguy villain, but the difference is that she doesn't deserve him and VRASKA DOES 👏

Actual compleated Miku!

I'm still here! I also spent most of yesterday in bed because I'm sick 😬🤒

If twitter does end up being blocked in Brazil, the fact Brazilian Hatsune Miku was the last big thing right before the block is just... Pure poetry

Also, we learn today to make a omenpath, the recipe requires: 1. One Planeswalker's spark on loan 2. A fateshifter's magic 3. A azorius mage's power to make locations 4. A teeny bit of the plane you want to travel to. 5. Also, probably some salt or love or whatever you want the

Days after the Duskmourn story, Arcavios Dean Imbraham: While we are happy to accept students from other planes and your enthusiasm for math is comendable... I must ask, why are you bringing so many weapons with you? Tyvar: I thought that's what math was about?