[Johnny spinning his fingernails] Gyro: well I guess you nailed it

narancia: hey avocado what time is it abbacchio: you call me that one more time, I’ll smash in your teeth

fugo: alright your laptop is all setup now, im sending over all the files narancia: does it get heavier? fugo: what narancia: does it get heavier when I put files in it?

Leave Weather alone! Based on a tweet from Incorrect JJBA

norisuke: what should I get jobin for his birthday gappy: moisturizer

pucci: i will now rewind the universe jolyne: weird flex but okay

johnny: do you know what it’s like when your nails are spinning, potentially killing machines? gyro: no, tell me johnny: well for starters, i haven’t had a manicure in weeks

anasui:

narancia: my name is narancia giorno: cool, how do you spell that? narancia: t-h-a-t

johnny: there’s a bounty on your head gyro: i knew they were coming for me. how much? johnny: 17 bucks and a free corn dog at a diner of your choice

The heroes we deserve

mista: do you want to hang out this weekend? abbacchio: generic excuse mista: did you just say “generic excuse”?

avdol: people say I have a unique way of lighting up the room jotaro: it’s called arson and those people are witnesses

annasui: have you ever wondered what happens when a tangerine is stuck in your rectum? weather report: no, why do you ask? annasui: weather report, alarmed: annasui why do you ask?!

mista: if i don’t see you every day i will forget who you are. i’m like a goldfish

Jolyne: I have a girlfriend now Annasui: A girlfriend?! [Jolyne makes a peace sign] Annasui: TWO girlfriends?!!