i was talking to my fellow theatre kid bf about how the only roles i could play on camera would b hillbillies bc i have fucked up teeth and he said "u dont have to just be hillbillies u could be like steve buscemi" like OKAAAAAAY

the real reason superman doesn't come to gotham that often is because the batcave is underground so he can't float intimidatingly in front of the window

bdsp may be the hottest mess the pokemon company has ever been involved with but at least its release means theres currently a shinx event in pokemon go

watching the recent . video with my boyfriend and his response to "nemesis is kinda sexy tho" (they're right) was "you bottoms are so messed up"