Me: reads out a funny tweet to my boyfriend Him: laughs (1 min later) Him: reads out the exact same funny tweet to me Me: That's the joke I read out to you just now now. Did you not listen to me and then pretended to laugh at my joke? Him:

We have places available in our Catalan, Chinese, Czech and Japanese workshops. Portuguese and Russian are full but, with the possibility of one or two places becoming available next week, we are accepting applications to be on the waiting list. Get in touch with any questions.

Almost feels like I never left 💚 #SouthDevon #CoastalPath #DevonCoast #Otterton

Woke up this morning and chose violence 💄 #traduzioneletteraria #traduttrici #traduttori #editoria marinaslibrarycard.com/2021/04/20/per…

Oggi terza puntata di #ConsigliFantastici, forse la più difficile perché parliamo di consigli per chi ama LA serie fantasy per eccellenza ovvero #IlSignoreDegliAnelli! marinaslibrarycard.com/2021/04/25/con…

🌹 VOTE TODAY 🌹 As an immigrant, I'm not allowed to vote in every election, so this one feels supet special to me. Polls are open 7am-10pm and don't forget to #BringYourOwnPen #ForTheManyNotTheFew

Dear Faber if anyone at Faber needs my address for a Sally Rooney proof I do indeed have an address so if anyone from Faber needs it it’s available for Faber x

We are working to identify what academics & researchers think about engaging with Parliament. Please complete our survey and pass it on to researchers you know. No knowledge of parliamentary committees needed and it will only take 5mins! surveymonkey.co.uk/r/OpeningUpPar…

English native speakers: English is such a difficult language to learn Everyone else: English is arguably the easiest language to learn ever English natives: But homonyms!!!!!!!

Not Squeak sitting in the only tiny square of the garden that's in the sun, like a videogame charachter you need to talk to ☀️

Italian immigrants in the UK for the next 96 hours

Masks at the cinema, discuss. Pro: people can't see me bawling my eyes out for the entire duration of Supernova Con: wet mask

Io al pub che cerco di non fare contatto visivo coi tifosi inglesi che cantano it's coming home

che er Sergio supremo sia con noi<3 #ItaliaInghilterra

E questo, amici inglesi, è il motivo per cui you don't say cat until you have it in the bag 🐱 #EURO2020

Tweet muto #universitá #ERC

Current pet peeve right here. Also, considering domestic holidays second-class holidays is v classist.