Sigh

Looool 154 for petrol, where’s the closest horse and carriage

Dave’s on smoke

Getting into bed and realising you’ve left something downstairs is top 1 worst things ever

Ice cream van blasting kenzo straightdrop is on par with Royal Mail drivers and booter bee

Ma Sha Allah evryone and their sodugushti getting married this week

Diesel prices so bad my boys leaving the panners closed to reduce air drag

Hi

Just found out it’s tuna and not chuna

If I was one of them astronauts I’d wanna go back smh

Being a assistant dentist looks so easy brev all they do is hold the water hoover or type numbers into a computer

That one Bengali girl on tiktok is always doing the maddest food combinations

Work want to do a weekly mental health session for everyone

Ibr half this city should have their driving licenses revoked

I can hear howling, feel like I’m in a Wolfblood episode rn

Brum top 3 places when it’s sunny

Idk if it’s a brum thing but Asians here are sharking final bosses

Ordered food for myself and they gave 2 sets of cutlery tf