This liquid iron supplement tastes like WALL-E

Therapy isn't enough I need a wraparound porch and a vegetable garden

I need a foot massage and five thousand dollars

When Lana asked that girl with self harm scars if she had been “chopping it up”

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Imagine this: cheeseburger

the crazy thing about twilight is that it's good. it's not. it truly isn't. it's so good

there are two universal truths: the certainty of God in the mundane and not eating all day makes me really cranky

guy who pretends to read books for attention

Little Red Riding Hood and the BBW (big bad wolf)

My dream is to eat the cloud

How could you unfollow me we literally interacted on the timeline that one time a couple years ago

Cheating should get u thrown into jail and/or killed

I was so much funnier when I had a stimulant addiction and stayed up all night playing video games

I miss being 16 and stealing from everywhere

boy i dont give a FUCK about your vile concoction

Went to the dollar store and nothing was a dollar

Some of yall couldn’t handle a Mexican from San Antonio Texas and it shows

I love you I wish you could have lived forever