That Ugarte cameo was one of the worst thing I’ve ever seen. Forget Baleba, I’d pay 100M not to see that prick on my screen ever again

Gutted we lost that

Learn or perish

Especially when she has malaria

There are TOO MANY SLICES OF PIZZA🍕

3 Meals a Day was a Marketing gimmick. Nobody needs to eat that much food.

What a shit show

Starting your day off with a bit of sweating? Top tier that.

Since you are single, when was the last time you applied lotion on your back?

Uulodi wali muHarry Potter owa kula

‘You are not depressed, you just need to read Fyodor Dostoevsky’

Stop making your problems other people’s

Unhappy endings are much more common than happy ones

I gave up caring about anything, and all the problems disappeared.

So nice to not be broke mid month

The Underground Man Kuwa neah kuume kange. Check your sms now now next year we are buying Raptor 😃

Let’s leave those things of calling one another before 8:00 please

Leo Tolstoy, what a lad!

When you read The Brothers Karamazov for the first time