Do y’all not remember this broom shit going around a couple years back?

Woh when did I retire using twitter. I havent tweeted in 2 months🙃

gonna be a good day

I swear my life is a life of bizarre events

For the first time ever, I’m not hungover de mayo!

Now I be like “oh fuck i forgot my mask” like im spiderman or something

Moving is exausting af

Capitalism has broken people's brains

Watching storms on my balcony might be my new favorite pastime.

Everyone please answer this .... Is it okay to pee in a pool?

Being woken up to the La Plata Tornado warning alarm🙃

This charger does not leave the house

Damage control

Goodboy of the year icanteven (via ig:boone_the_beer_getter) x.com/MarkTurgeonSta…

My new favorite playlist lol

$600 for a new key!? Never lose your keys ladies and gents💸💸