i can’t wait to tell my future kids about Francisco Lindor

27 walks in 3 and a half baseball games is fucking wild

I am sad but incredibly proud of the Mets. This was beyond my wildest dreams. I absolutely hate the Jets. I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds.

May you rest in peace: Grimace Hawk Tuah Rizzler Jorge Lopez OMG Playoff Pumpkin Seymour Weiner Happy Jeff Izzy the dog

STEVIEE BABYYYYY

LFFFGGGMMMMMM Juan José Soto Pacheco

Paying $40 for a beer at Citi Field while seeing my new right fielder JUAN SOTO is going to be amazing

Aaron Rodgers sacrificed the Jets so the Mets can get Juan Soto. Worth it.

We lit.

this SMU quarterback is god awful

Terrorist

SUPER BOWL 2026 SEE U THERE

KD dropped an all-timer in Court of Gold and the show's not even out yet.

Got 2 tickets for tonights game against the Marlins, section 113 row 7, seats 7-8. Willing to sell a little under what reselling websites are going for, dm if interested!

I could genuinely watch Jacob Degrom pitch for the Mets all day long and never get bored. Will always miss his dominant 6 inning, 10+ strikeout games while the offense scored 3 runs 🥴

I don’t even tweet anymore but this is insane that this had to be tweeted to clear up some dumb fucks story

You’re watching the NFL, I’m watching Edwin Diaz walk the bases loaded and then take four minutes to change his cleats before closing out a one-run game in the ninth. We are not the same.

This is a fucking warrior playing through a broken pinkie, sprained ligament, and turning his whole season around after being demoted who just had the biggest hit of the season so far, absolute DOG