“I miss my gutterball!”

“what’s a debbie? a brownie with candy sprinkles? and lia — who cares? you might as well start callin’ them walkers, ‘cause everythin’s food for somethin’ else.”

“this?! this is a freakin’ swamp of slumpy bullshit! my dad was a cop! mom? a cafe waitress. it’s not my fault they couldn’t buy elite!” he’s noisily slinging a bucket. “carl grimes, part of a future generation that you adults blew up! thanks, goodbye! I gotta scrub!”

“what is your problem? bastard!! you scavenged for nothin’?! and I’m not wearin’ that shit. they’re not the printed race car ones. so fuck off and let me ignore you.”

“STOP? IN THE NAME OF JESUS, I’M NOT REMOVIN’ MY BANDAGE!”

I me making a list? hell froze over. a thousand thankies or hickies. (idk your choice), to 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘪𝘦.! you have me on any account you want to have me on?! so I can adore you too!

mismatched shoes overstep (stampede?) on what little apprehension there is towards langdon! darn you! who told your legs to conjure up the willies? “what snakes? contactin' anythin' that can find its way up my pants wasn't in our deal. I thought I was gettin' an eye transplant?”

can michael get him out of hell's endless loop of killing his mom and shane?

judith doesn't understand gastroprojection? their dad's stomach is a punching bag.

"no, you stay put, 𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗽𝗲𝗿. I didn’t know what 𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙧 was until I saw what you were capable of; you’ll....make eternal sufferin’ 𝙪𝙣𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚."

misunderstood kid monster shit is his turf. so? scram.

"belong as in? you kill ’cause you’re bored. I took lives for reasons you wouldn’t even dream of! becoming a monster to save friends and my family is not the same."

"you’re gonna regret it! .... back up ’fore you screw up! lockin’ negan away is for his own good and ours. okay? but fuck what some dick believes? and his purpose altogether! he doesn’t make the rules! my dad: rick grimes, does! now go, and I won’t tell him this happened."

“isn't it time for you to fall off your high horse and onto a metal dick pole?” I online for once at the same time? happy halloween!

"I have lived a lifetime of significance, yet it won't have an affect on people."

“are you actin’ like a prick ‘cause it’s the holidays? who said you could crawl out of the hole you came from, asshole?”

“judith is grown - I.. mean I taught her how to shoot a gun point blank so that she'd be ready to fight once she finds out you were once a savior.”

“for once in your life, take fuckin' responsibility for your abuse, fuck up! you claim I hurt you? where? physically? mentally? no, both you did. I was defendin' myself! my sister! negan made you a monster, but he didn't train you to enjoy gettin' off on seein' others suffer!”

"no I didn't. wouldn't I have seen a sign that says h-e-l-l? ...maybe? going right past hoof dick crossing!"

really for real? yeah it's all real. why the fuck did rick tell her? he pistol whips him in the nose OVER and OVER and O..OVER. "or —— is this too harsh for you?"