I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re stressed out Hayao Miyazaki?

one lucky guy is taking me home tonight and ill be dressed as anthony bourdain btw

Hinge needs to incorporate stories like instagram so i can post stuff like who wants to go on a date right now today

thinking abt the guy who did a peter griffin impression on our first date

“it’ll pass” is such incredible writing. 5 years later and it still rips my heart out, man…

one marijuana joint please!

depression season yay!

we dated as friends

whn a couple wants to sleep witb u but only the gf is hot so u start wishing death on her bf

was at the dollar tree and some guy came in, bought those inhaler things and got HIGH in the parking lot

i asked this sweet cute old lady if i can hve one of her cigarettes n she handed me an american spirit GOD BLESS HER

Saw the bio and fell in line

Who tryna link up and DIE

yall make fun of ariana and cynthia but i hope to find someone i can luv and who would love me just as deeply

life after blocking the love of your life

its tht time of year: Thankful for uncut men

canva is down in the middle of me doing my powerpoint thts due tmrw omg IM SO FUCKED

the irony of swallowing my “cum here” tongue piercing….

i’m tired of ragebait i want lovebait and gigglebait and joybait