You win eight Olivier awards, you work your ass off to become the greatest actress in Britain and they name a vomit fruit dish Dame Spewdi Dench in your honour. #ImACeleb

I think after three days we’re into day four. #ImACeleb

Tonight I saw Sherlock Holmes and the 12 Days of Christmas at The Rep . A play with songs by Lord Lloyd-Webber and Sir Tim Rice. There were clever references to many of their famous works. It was very well staged with Victorian theatre illusions.

“Aitch talks so eloquently about the erections in Manchester” has to be one of the greatest lines in any #ImACeleb

Yet again, these two made me laugh tonight. They’re so full of banter and joy. They seem like good people and I’m rooting for them all the way. #ImACeleb

Things I learnt tonight: * Aitch is an exemplar * Ruby thinks Lisa works on a farm * Handy Mandy’s a bit blue for Emmerdale * Taciturn men are very good in bed * Rumps are always curiously lean because they have to be so muscular and very very toothsome #ImACeleb

Celeriac, also known as Celenan, celery-ac, Celine Dion 😂😂😂😂😂 #ImACeleb

My celeb rankings so far in terms of how they make me laugh etc… 1) Angry Ginge 2) Ruby Wax 3) Tom Read Wilson 4) Aitch 5) Lisa Riley 6) Jack Osbourne 7) Eddie Kadi 8 ) Kelly Brook 9) Shona McGarty 10) Vogue Williams 11) Martin Kemp 12) Alex Scott #ImACeleb

The celebrity jungle has gone mental. Dictatorships, rebellions, lol. Fun to watch though. Ginge Valjean. #ImACeleb

Martin Kemp’s jungle highlights reel #ImACeleb

“I’ve never asked you about the angry bit.” “Keep eating your rice out of your mug and you’ll find out.” 😂😂 #ImACeleb

Shona should play Maria in The Sound of Music. Great singing and yodelling. #ImACeleb

Perform a plie. *Ginge passionately performs a play* 😂😂. #ImACeleb

In terms of personality, I’m more of a Tom than a Ginge, I’m bonkers about musicals. However, Ginge’s banter with Lisa Riley and Ruby Wax has been a highlight of the series. And seeing him become friends with Tom, despite their differences, has been great. #TeamGinge #ImACeleb

Ginge having a burger and fries as his starter is iconic lol. #ImACeleb

Tom came from the past, he came from The Sound of Music. #ImACeleb

Dick Van Dyke recently turned 100 years old and is no longer permitted to play with LEGOs.

This will sell out in minutes even with the highest ticket prices to ever have been charged for a West End musical.

Additional tickets have been released for Dame Judi Dench and Sir Ian McKellen in conversation with Jim Carter OBE at The National Theatre in London on Friday at 4:45pm, if anyone was looking for one. tickets.nationaltheatre.org.uk/94695/94696#_g…

Patti LuPone standing up for theatre etiquette again.