Just hit the most burnt vape of all time shit tasted like I was smoking sheet metal

Dad just asked if I wanted to go to the casino tomorrow. Buddy know who he talking to?

DO NOT TRY AND MAKE PLANS WITH 28 YEAR OLD WOMEN ON HINGE. TALKING BOUT SUM I GOT MY KID AND A DR APPOINTMENT THIS WEEKEND I DO NOT CARE

Being so old that you make your kids push you around in a mobility scooter at the casino pretty baller move imo

Already stealing beers from underage guys in so back

that’s means it’s a white boy autumn

Hey Jim Froats how should I haze bert “the hammer” jr tonight?

A-10 warthog videos after drinking? The move

Girl gave me her number but won’t text me back

this is hard

1-0 cfb betting

Dudes bet $10 on a cfb team and start referring to them as we

HAVING A GRAND TIME

We lucked into a Corey Seager regen. What a sport what a life

You think the bad bitches gonna fuck with the colson grand slam on my story Jim Froats

Yeah we are back

Followed by Dawg Pound but still blocked by Butler Basketball free me

8 am class and professor is making us do icebreakers fuck this

Drinking with the same idiots I do every time but this time we are going to a sky bar